Out to Lunch

Mom: What’s the special?

Me, reading: Tuna salad on toasted rye bread with melted pepper jack cheese, sour cream, and pico de gallo. It comes with french fries, onion rings, or cole slaw.

Mom: No, thank you, that’s what I had for breakfast.


Mom: What did I have for dessert the last time we were here?

Dad: Tiramisu.

Mom: What is that?

Me: A layered dessert with coffee-soaked sponge cake, mascarpone cheese whipped with eggs and sugar, and powdered chocolate.

Mom: What is that?

Dad: Tiramisu.

Mom: Have I had that before?